[senco-forum] thursday funny

A bit of light relief:

    The Way Children See Things!
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>NUDITY
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>I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a 
>Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved She was stark 
>naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from 
>the back seat, "Mum! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
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>HONESTY
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>My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd 
>dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in 
>the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my 
>bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a 
>charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it 
>fell in the toilet a few days ago.
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>OPINIONS
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>On the first day of school, a new starter handed his teacher a note from 
>his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not 
>necessarily those of his parents."
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>KETCHUP
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>A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. 
>During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to 
>answer the phone. "It's the Vicar, Mummy," the child said to her mother 
>Then she added, "Mummy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now 
>She's hitting the bottle."
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>MORE NUDITY
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>A little boy got lost at the swimming baths and found himself in the 
>women's changing room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, 
>with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched 
>in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a 
>little boy before?"
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>ELDERLY
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>While working for an organization that delivers lunches to the elderly, I 
>used to take my 4- year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds The various 
>appliances of old age, particularly the walking sticks, zimmer frames and 
>wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a 
>pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the 
>inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The 
>tooth fairy will never believe this!"
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>DRESS-UP
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>A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her 
>dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." 
>"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the 
>next morning.."
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>DEATH
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>While walking along the pavement in front of his church, our vicar heard 
>the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 
>5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that 
>proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton 
>batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. 
>The vicar's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous 
>dignity intoned his version of what he thought his Father always said: 
>"Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn .. and into the hole he 
>gooooes."
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>SCHOOL
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>A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting 
>my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they 
>won't let me talk!"
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>BIBLE
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>A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered 
>through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked 
>up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been 
>pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called 
>out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's 
>voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear.

  best wishes,
  Janet

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