[senco-forum] how to keep a pupil calm (funny)

The best tip I was ever given was "Walk not talk".

From: "Barbara Blaney" <BLANEY at chalvedon-barstable.com>

> The best tip I was ever given was "Walk not talk".

Great advice. It reminds me of the time I had collected a
very angry young man from a class. I asked him to accompany
me to my office where we could talk things through.

I decided to use 'walk not talk' so we took a very scenic
route around the very large secondary schools grounds.

Turning a corner we cam across two dogs having very
energetic sex in the middle of the path. We both looked at
each other and burst out laughing.

So all you need to do is arrange for some amorous canines to
be on hand!

MArk

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Mark Norwood
www.avssc.org
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