[senco-forum] friday funny

10 LESSONS FOR LIFE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

  RULE 1- Life is not fair- get used to it.
  RULE 2- The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
  RULE 3- If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
  RULE 4- Stacking chairs is not beneath your dignity.&#65533; Your grandparents had a different word for stacking chairs - they called it ‘opportunity’. 
  RULE 5- If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. 
RULE 6- Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you drone on about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try cleaning up your bedroom.
  RULE 7- Your school may have done away with competitive sports with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get-the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
  RULE 8- Life is not divided into terms. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.&#65533;&#65533;&#65533;&#65533;&#65533;&#65533;&#65533;&#65533;&#65533;&#65533;&#65533;&#65533;&#65533;&#65533;&#65533; 
  RULE 9- Television is NOT real life! In real life people actually have to leave the caf&#65533; or pub and go to jobs. 
  RULE 10- Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

  Janet