[senco-forum] Calling the Register

Fantastic!  Really cheered me up.

  Amanda
  Secondary SENCO
  Cornwall

Mary Kelly <mary.kelly4 at ntlworld.com> wrote:
  Calling the Register

Pens down ....
I said “pens down” Tolstoy,
And that includes you Shakespeare...
And you Bronte.
Right – look this way everyone-
Nelson, I said this way.
That’s better...
And you can take that grin off your face Groucho –
Nobody thinks you’re funny.
Right – this way everyone.
Marconi, did you hear what I said...?
And where do you think you’re going Oates?
And you Magellan, just sit yourselves down.
That’s better.
Stop waving your arm Hitler!
That’s much better, much better.
Gogh ... leave your ear alone,
And don’t touch that piano Beethoven.
OK everyone – 
See, you can be sensible when you want to be,
Even you Da Vinci,
And you Einstein.
Picasso stop doodling –
Art lessson’s over,
It's time for the poetry programme.
Who knows how to switch the television on?
No, not you Baird.
Livingstone, you can do it today...
Livingstone?
Livingstone?
Has anyone seen Livingstone?
Sit down Stanley!

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Amanda
Secondary SENCO
Cornwall