[senco-forum] Monday funny. (Probably best avoided if in throes of divorce for adultery.)

Made me laugh anyway.  Might pass it on to my husband - but then again ...........

  Amanda
  Secondary SENCO
  Cornwall

Gillian Clayton <jillclayton at mac.com> wrote:
  I don't THINK this could offend people. Here goes:
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom 
making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to 
me? a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I 
want a divorce straight away!"
And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell 
you what
happened"

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll 
say to me!"

And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and 
this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out 
and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I 
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She 
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I 
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last 
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on 
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I 
threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer 
jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you 
say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your 
anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good 
taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you 
don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you 
bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at 
work has a pair like them.."

He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my 
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to 
me with tears in her eyes and said 'Please........do you have 
anything else that your wife doesn't use?'"

Amanda
Secondary SENCO
Cornwall