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[senco-forum] Friday Smile

Alex Hammerstein aph at misnet.co.uk
Thu Apr 19 21:34:42 BST 2007

Article: [senco-forum] Friday Smile

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small. 

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. 

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible. 

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". 

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" 

 

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". 

 

 

Alex 
 
 
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