[senco-forum] Thursday funny

For anyone who is around

Alex

	Kids are quick .....  

	  TEACHER:     Maria, go to the map and find North America. 
	  MARIA:       Here it is. 
	  TEACHER:     Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 
	  CLASS:       Maria. 
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	  TEACHER:    Why are you late, Frank? 
	  FRANK:      Because of the sign. 
	  TEACHER:    What sign? 
	  FRANK:      The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." 
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	  TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication  

	                          on the  floor? 
	  JOHN:      You told me to do it without using tables. 
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	  TEACHER:    Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 
	  GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 
	  TEACHER:    No, that's wrong 
	  GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it. 
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	  TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 
	  DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. 
	  TEACHER:    What are you talking about? 
	  DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O. 
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	  TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that  

	                            we  didn't have ten years ago. 
	  WINNIE:     Me! 
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	  TEACHER:    Goss, why do you always get so dirty? 
	  GOSS:       Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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	  TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."  

	  MILLIE:     I is... 
	  TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 
	  MILLIE:     All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."      
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	  TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his
father's 

	              cherry tree,  but also admitted   it. Now, Louie,
do you  

	                            know why  his father didn't punish
him? 
	  LOUIS:      Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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	  TEACHER:       Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before  eating? 
	  SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to,  my Mom is a good
cook. 
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	  TEACHER:       Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the   same as your  

	                                 brother's.   Did you copy his? 
	  CLYDE:         No, teacher, it's the same dog. 
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	  TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are  

	                             no longer interested? 
	  HAROLD:      A teacher 

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