[senco-forum] Thursday funny

i'm around .... very good ! :)
Lesley


On 8/9/07, Alex Hammerstein <aph at misnet.co.uk> wrote:
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> For anyone who is around
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>        Kids are quick .....
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>          TEACHER:     Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>          MARIA:       Here it is.
>          TEACHER:     Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>          CLASS:       Maria.
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>          TEACHER:    Why are you late, Frank?
>          FRANK:      Because of the sign.
>          TEACHER:    What sign?
>          FRANK:      The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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>          TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication
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>          JOHN:      You told me to do it without using tables.
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>          TEACHER:    Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
>          GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
>          TEACHER:    No, that's wrong
>          GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell
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>          TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
>          DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
>          TEACHER:    What are you talking about?
>          DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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>          TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have today
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>          WINNIE:     Me!
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>          TEACHER:    Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
>          GOSS:       Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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>          TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
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>          MILLIE:     I is...
>          TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
>          MILLIE:     All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
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>          TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his
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>          LOUIS:      Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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>          TEACHER:       Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
> before  eating?
>          SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to,  my Mom is a good
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>          TEACHER:       Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
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>          CLYDE:         No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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>          TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
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>          HAROLD:      A teacher
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