[senco-forum] Thursday funny

i'm around .... very good ! :)

Me too! ditto...
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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Lesley" <lesley.hodges at gmail.com>
To: "Alex Hammerstein" <aph at misnet.co.uk>; <senco-forum at lists.becta.org.uk>
Sent: Thursday, August 09, 2007 12:35 PM
Subject: Re: [senco-forum] Thursday funny


> i'm around .... very good ! :)
> Lesley
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> On 8/9/07, Alex Hammerstein <aph at misnet.co.uk> wrote:
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>> For anyone who is around
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>> Alex
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>>        Kids are quick .....
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>>          TEACHER:     Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>>          MARIA:       Here it is.
>>          TEACHER:     Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>>          CLASS:       Maria.
>>          __________________________________________
>>
>>          TEACHER:    Why are you late, Frank?
>>          FRANK:      Because of the sign.
>>          TEACHER:    What sign?
>>          FRANK:      The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
>>          _________________________________
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>>          TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication
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>>                                  on the  floor?
>>          JOHN:      You told me to do it without using tables.
>>          __________________________________________
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>>          TEACHER:    Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
>>          GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
>>          TEACHER:    No, that's wrong
>>          GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell
>> it.
>>          _______________________________________________
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>>          TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
>>          DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
>>          TEACHER:    What are you talking about?
>>          DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
>>          __________________________________
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>>          TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have today
>> that
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>>                                    we  didn't have ten years ago.
>>          WINNIE:     Me!
>>          __________________________________________
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>>          TEACHER:    Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
>>          GOSS:       Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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>>          TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
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>>          MILLIE:     I is...
>>          TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
>>          MILLIE:     All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
>> alphabet."
>>          _________________________________
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>>          TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his
>> father's
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>>                      cherry tree,  but also admitted   it. Now, Louie,
>> do you
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>>                                    know why  his father didn't punish
>> him?
>>          LOUIS:      Because George still had the ax in his hand.
>>        ______________________________________
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>>          TEACHER:       Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
>> before  eating?
>>          SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to,  my Mom is a good
>> cook.
>>          ______________________________
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>>          TEACHER:       Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
>> the   same as your
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>>                                         brother's.   Did you copy his?
>>          CLYDE:         No, teacher, it's the same dog.
>>          ___________________________________
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>>          TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
>> talking when people are
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>>                                     no longer interested?
>>          HAROLD:      A teacher
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