[RECOVERED] [senco-forum] Tuesday funny.

The only problem I have with this funny is my wife - who keeps telling me
how true it is, and thank goodness other people have noticed the same
problem with their partners!

richard

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[mailto:senco-forum-bounces at lists.becta.org.uk]On Behalf Of vocation
Sent: 12 December 2007 13:40
To: chris white; 'SENCO-FORUM'
Subject: Re: [RECOVERED] [senco-forum] Tuesday funny.

excellent one Chris

Her is one as biased as this one - but what the hell...

Why did the Blonde break her leg clearing up the leaves ??

Anyone know ??

tb
  ----- Original Message -----
  From: chris white
  To: 'SENCO-FORUM'
  Sent: Tuesday, December 11, 2007 8:05 PM
  Subject: [RECOVERED] [senco-forum] Tuesday funny.

  Well...It's quiet and I like the old ones. They are always the best.. and
  true!

  Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

  Woman's Answer:

  One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?  Because no one else in this house
  knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is
  BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured
  it out.And, once they figured it out, they would't be able to find the
#&%!*
  light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for
the
  past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find
them,
  2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID
light
  bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!  AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
  WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!  BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP
OR
  CARRIES OUT THE RRUBBISH except ME!!!!  IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
  SUFFOCATEDFROM THE PILES OF RUBBISH THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE
  ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN
GET
  ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGESTHE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

  I'm sorry. What was the question?

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