[senco-forum] Christmas Cake Recipe

This is a very special Christmas Cake recipe, for those with a kinaesthetic
learning style!
Mary

Christmas Cake Recipe

Ingredients:

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

lemon juice

4 large eggs

nuts

bottle of vodka

2 cups of dried fruit

Method:

Sample the vodka to check quality

Take a large bowl,

Check the vodka again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality,

Pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one tsp of sugar.

Beat again.

At this point it’s best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.

Try  another cup
just in case.

Turn off the the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If  thr fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt.

Or something.

Who gives a *!£?.

Check the vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar or somefink.

Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the
cat!

Cherry Mistmas!