[senco-forum] Christmas Funnies

I haven't posted these since 2002.  So perhaps they will be happy reminders
for some people - and new to others.

Read and enjoy

Regards

Ruth

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game. While both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid
December. 

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring. 

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be a
girl. 

We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red
velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. 