[senco-forum] And a favourite funny

    Do you know what would have happened if it had been three
Wise Women instead of three Wise Men who visited Jesus in Bethleham?

.         They would have asked directions,
.         arrived on time,
.         helped deliver the baby,
.         cleaned the stable,
.         made a casserole, and,
.         brought practical gifts.

They would have 
asked directions - BUT WOULD STILL BE LOST
arrived on time- BUT ON THE WRONG DAY
helped deliver the baby- NOT KNOWING WHO IT WAS
cleaned the stable - THINKING IT WAS THEIR KITCHEN
made a casserole- WHICH NOBODY WOULD EAT
brought practical gifts  - LIKE NAIL POLISH and BUBBLE t BATH

And they would have said after they left the stable -

Did you see those sandals Mary was wearing
didn't go with her dress!
What was she thinking of travelling at 8 months gone
without anything for the  baby!
The baby doesn't look much like his father!
I understand the father is unemployed at the moment!
Etc etc etc