Ruth Newbury rmnewbury at ntlworld.com
Tue Dec 18 22:45:51 GMT 2007

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How Santa Knows IF you've Been Good

  

Sung to the tune of...

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

 

          You better watch out, 
          You better not cry, 
          You better not pout, 
          I'm telling you why, 
          Santa Claus is tapping, 
          Your phone. 

          He's bugging your room, 
          He's reading your mail, 
          He's keeping a file 
          And running a tail 
          Santa Claus is tapping 
          Your phone 

          He hears you in the bedroom 
          Surveys you out of doors 
          And if that doesn't get the goods 
          Then he'll use provocateurs. 

          So you mustn't assume 
          That you are secure 
          On Christmas Eve 
          He'll kick in your door 
          Santa Claus is tapping 
          Your phone 

Regards

 

Ruth