[senco-forum] A pinched funnie for Tuesday

Read That Again" is still known and enjoyed; it's return is long overdue!

I think I'd better switch this off and go to bed: just noticed an
apostrophe that sneaked in where it shouldn't be, in its!

Jean

Thank you, Ruth.  I enjoyed it, too.  Glad to see that "I'm Sorry I'll
> Read That Again" is still known and enjoyed; it's return is long overdue!
> One of my favourites has always been "The Source of the Nile", with David
> Hatch refusing to say the punchline after discovering a large bottle of
> tomato ketchup.  Sad to learn that he died recently.
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> Regards
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> Jean
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> S Wales
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> One of the forum members sent me this today - and I thought you all
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>> to see it - because I enjoyed it so much
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>> Regards
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>> Ruth - and thank you again Judith
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>> A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings
>> from the Louvre.  After careful planning, he got
>> past security, stole the paintings and made it
>> safely to his van.
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>> However, he was captured only two blocks away when
>> his van ran out of gas.  When asked how he could
>> mastermind such a crime and then make such an
>> obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the
>> reason I stole the painting....I had no Monet to buy
>> Degas to make the VanGogh."
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>> And you thought I didn't have DeGaulle to send this
>> on to someone else.)
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>> Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
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>> Has a smack of "I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again" - hasn't it?
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