[senco-forum] Friday funny

Two 90 year old men, Moe and Joe, have been friends all of their
lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Moe visits him every day.
One day Moe says, "Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives, and we
played ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor, when
you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's baseball up
there." Joe looks up at Moe from his death bed," Moe, you've been my
best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this
favor for you.

Shortly after that, Joe passes on. At midnight a couple of nights
later, Moe is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white
light and a voice calling out to him, " Moe -- Moe." "Who is it?, asks
Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Moe -- it's me, Joe." "You 're
not Joe. Joe just died." "I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the
voice. "Joe! Where are you?" "In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some
really good news and a little bad news." "Tell me the good news
first," says Moe.

"The good news," Joe says," is that there's baseball in heaven. Better yet,
all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that,
we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never
rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we
never get tired."

"That's fantastic," says Moe. "It's beyond my wildest
dreams! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're pitching Tuesday."