[senco-forum] Funnies

As it's Friday and hoping yours is a little calmer than mine...

  You know you are in 2007 when....  If you don't know in which year you are living, you’d better read this... 

  1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses. 

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 

12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing. 

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list 

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     What did the tooth brush want to become when he grew older? 
  A broom. 
  My dog's a blacksmith. Every time we open the front door he makes a bolt for it.

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? 
  So she could draw blood.

  What do you give a sick budgie?
  Tweetment.

  I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?" 

She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table.
  One of them spots a whisk and asks: "What's that?"
  The other egg looks puzzled and replies: "Beats me"

  I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper the other day.
  Yes, I was dicing with death!

Q:   What do pilots eat?
  A:   Plane biscuits.