[senco-forum] some Friday funnies

Dear all,
     A few school based funnies for anyone who's had a week like I have...

  A mum and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn maths at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mum and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+. 
  Mum and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning maths?" 
  The son looked at mum and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."

  The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams." 

  The child comes home from his first day at school. 
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

  A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a pound, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" 
  "Somebody else's trousers."

  Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
  A mum and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn maths at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mum and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+. 
  Mum and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning maths?" 
  The son looked at mum and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."

  The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams." 

  The child comes home from his first day at school. 
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

  A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a pound, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" 
  "Somebody else's trousers."

  Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

  best wishes,
  Janet