[senco-forum] Friday funny

Today, I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made
coffee, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage, loaded my
clubs into the car, and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing
50 mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that
the  weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the
house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "I know, can you believe my stupid husband is out
golfing in that crap"

  Dave
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