Richard Cook richard_cook at blueyonder.co.uk
Thu May 17 19:14:08 BST 2007

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Q:What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over
with a steam roller?
A: Be flat, major.


Q: What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A: A flat miner.