[senco-forum] Journalism; A dying Craft

Oh how we laughed at this. Many thanks for a brilliant start to the
week. I am going to forward it to friends who could also do with a
laugh.
Angie

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From: senco-forum-bounces at lists.becta.org.uk
[mailto:senco-forum-bounces at lists.becta.org.uk] On Behalf Of tpillay
Sent: 05 May 2008 21:00
To: val at mhauto.co.za; Stephens, Bradley; senco-forum at lists.becta.org.uk;
Megan Stephens; lynda; laverne; Karen Badgery; emma; desiree; abster
Subject: [senco-forum] Journalism;A dying Craft - just something funny
to start the week

THE  YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2007: 

Something  Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  
 No, really?

Police  Begin Campaign to Run Down  Jaywalkers    
 Now that's taking things a bit far!

Is  There a Ring of Debris 
Around  Uranus?   
Whaaat??  

Panda  Mating Fails; 
Veterinarian Takes  Over    
 What a guy!  

Miners  Refuse to Work 
After Death 
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

Juvenile  Court to Try 
Shooting Defendant    
See if that works any better than a fair trial!   

War  Dims Hope for Peace    
I can see where it might have that effect! 

If  Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, 
It May Last  Awhile   
 Ya think?!  

Cold  Wave Linked to Temperatures    
 Who would have thought! 

Enfield (  London ) Couple Slain; 
Police    Suspect  Homicide   
 They may be on to something! 

Red  Tape Holds Up New Bridges    
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!   
Oklahoma 'S  construction program!  

Man  Struck By Lightning: 
Faces  Battery Charge    
 He probably IS the battery charge    
New  Study of Obesity Looks for Larger    Test  Group    
 Weren't they fat enough?!  

Astronaut  Takes Blame for 
Gas in Spacecraft    
 That's what he gets for eating those beans!

   Kids  Make Nutritious Snacks    
   Do they taste like chicken?       

 Local  High School  Dropouts 
Cut  in Half    
 Chainsaw Massacre all over again!   

Hospitals  are Sued by 
7  Foot Doctors    
       Boy, are they tall! 

And  the winner is....   

Typhoon  Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead    
     Did I read that right?  
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